Seeking Camelot: Computers and Internet

Oh Great. More Changes...?

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:14:36 GMT

Ok. I'm not sure what to think. I just got on here to check my comments and noticed that my banner was gone. I started doing some more looking around and realized that, not only that, but everything looks different.

Yep.

More changes at MSN Spaces!

Just when I was getting it all figured out from the last round!

Oh well. I guess now I have to do some research and find out how to get my banner back up...of course, this might be a good time to come up with something different...

and kickin'!

Guinevere

Banner Problems

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 16:14:57 GMT

I finally figured out what the problem is with my banner and why it keeps showing up too small. I use Photobucket for all of my pics. I redid the banner this morning to the proper dimensions and uploaded it. It still showed up too small. So I kept messing and messing with it. Anyway, I trying uploading it again and that's when I discovered the problem.

I'm not sure when Photobucket changed this, but below the upload box, there's a note that says something along the lines of, "Max screen size 15" (800x600)" Well, the banner is 985x225 so that it fits across the top of my space. So, Photobucket has been resizing it when I upload it. Not sure when that started because my old banner was just right. Hmmm...

This also makes me wonder...is everyone seeing my banner as too small to fit across my blog? Or does it look alright to everyone?

Let me know! This is driving me nutty! Also, is there another image hosting site that I could use? Filelodge refuses to load for me. So, if it won't even load to let me register, I can imagine how it's going to act if I'm linking to pics on it. Not going there.

Anyway, thanks in advance to anyone who can help me out! You're all awesome!

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PS -- OK! I finally remembered someone mentioning imageshack, so I tried it and so far, so good! So, does my banner look better now???

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Have a good one!

Guinevere

Dear Tech Support...

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:06:31 GMT

This was just too good! Had to share!

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR 4.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http://www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Signed,

Tech Support

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hehe Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

Guinevere